This morning I realized something important about my attempt to rate different restaurants and bars in the Denver, for everyone and no one during the Democratic National Convention. If by chance you have happened upon this blog by some sort of accident, you would have no way to judge my expectations, my disappointments because you don't know me so how can you know if I know what I am talking about or how can I know what you necessarily like or don't like. Right?
As I was showering this morning, I was thinking of how angry little Hillary must be right now, having placed third in Iowa last night. The following is the actual conversation I had in my head whilst taking my morning shower:
I bet Hillary is one P.O.ed lady this morning. I wonder what kind of advice Bill might offer since he didn't even participate in the 1992 caucus - like how it isn't that big of a deal or how Barack is the pretty one but Hillary is the smart one. I bet they aren't even in the same city together...I wonder what Bill was up to last night. He is super cute for an older guy and seems like he would be super fun to hang out with. I would love to just take him out on the town and OMG I should totally write all of my reviews based one where I would and would not take Bill....it would totally be the most!
So for 2008 I have decided that in order for you the reader to understand me the reviewer it would be best to base all notions of good and bad on a third party we both know...Bill Clinton. If you don't know who Bill Clinton is I hate you for being stupid turn off your computer now you are a fire hazard.
The End
UPDATE: on second thought that idea is for losers so nevermind
R.I.P. Defamer, 2004-2015
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