Obama's in the Denver and I am totally crushing

For some reason, I feel a bit weak in the knees this Wednesday morning. Is it because I am hungover from my dinner of red wine and Corn Chex? Nope, Barack Obama is in the Denver this beautiful winter morn. Why is he so mega-cute? I want to take a bite of Barack. I want just a little piece of him. How can you not love this guy. He has everything we need in a President. He's adorable, personable, cute, brilliant(how would I know that? I don't but I feel it, you know?) and charismatic. So, maybe I don't get his platform right this very moment. He is a 10 outta 10 on my Political Sexy Scale. Oh, if that isn't enough, master Bill will be hitting the Denver tonight!!!! I cannot wait. This is the sexiest year in political history. I must admit I am a little disappointed that the adorable John Edwards is backing out of the race today because it would be the icing on the cake to have that precious and precocious Edwards to sink my dirty little teeth into. At this point, I couldn't give a shit who becomes the next president - well, I guess that isn't true, Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee scare the s-h-i-t out of me. Je loathe religonaut presidents and these nut jobs are the craziest of the bunch. Even though they might not be much use to me, I still would like to have rights and I just don't see these guys really into that. I mean Mormons believe women are walking wombs and Baptists give me nightmares. But, who REALLY thinks that they will make it ahead of McCain. Although, it will be rather important to see who McCain picks to be his #2 because he probably won't make it past inauguration, isn't he mostly dead?

Anyhoo, long story short, I will be catcalling from my office today! Who wants to join me! Gooooooooooooo Obama! You precious little prince you.