Shhh, It's too late to Root for Rudy

I know your a total Republican but I always admired how you turned New York City from a cesspool of originality to a Disney World (New York) with your harsh penalties for vagrancy and windshield window washing. In all honesty, I was fond of you because in a strange way, you remind me of a boy I made out with in high-school because I thought he was my beau but really he was the beau of a girl who annoyed me, but he didn't tell me that because he was a bastard, but aren't they all in high school. He's married now and would totally get his rocks off if he knew I mentioned him in this little blag, so let's keep it our secret, Rudy. No matter your stance on health care or immigration, you would have been better than George W. (P.S. You will always be President of 9/11 in my book).