Where can I get shitfaced crunk AND a delicious fried pickle?

Lucky for you the answer to this question is about a block away from the light rail.

Kiva
3090 Downing St.
Denver, CO 80205
(303) 832-5482

KIVA is a not super but semi-tasty mexican restaurant that has some super delicious pickles and a margerita that will make your stinky pinky fall right off.

Don't let the "free taco bar" fool you - because the tacos are infant sized and not good. However, what the fuck do you care THEY ARE FREE and you are already so fucked up off their signature margaritas (which will turn your tongue AND your urine a beautiful blue color) that you could be eating horsemeat and you wouldn't care- which is good because that taco meat is a touch horsey.

Anyway, the place is nice - it is right next to a light rail station on Downing - so if you want to 'get away from it all" and by that I mean - go to the other side of downtown - so you can get a little flavor in beautiful Whittier/Five Points neighborhood then it is worth the trip. I think the regular menu food is pretty good - their fried pickles were divine and if you don't know what that means - I am trying to tell you THAT GOD MADE THEM - so go there and eat them!

I am getting a little aggressive so I will sit in the corner now and look for my chi.