Thursday, August 14, 2008

Do you like eating shit for dinner? You should try Benny's

Benny's Restaurante & Cantina
www.bennysrestaurant.com

301 E 7th Ave
Denver, CO 80203
(303) 894-0788

Somehow this place is the most popular shiteatery in Denver. I admit I have been there many times but in my defense, I was taken against my will every time. On the bright side, one margarita will fuck you up to the point where you lose your sense of taste and thus, are able to swallow your shit covered with cheese and "red sauce", however, if you don't immediately regret putting this food in your mouth, you will find plenty of reasons later. You can brush your teeth all you want dumb dumb but that Benny's taste never really goes away. If you want to eat mexican't - go to Chipotle asshole.

Good luck.

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