Mona's - Wine and Lube May Do Wonders, But They Won't Help You In My Eyes

Mona's Restaurant
www.monasrestaurant.com

2364 15th St
Denver, CO 80202
(303) 455-4503

I don't care how good you think you are, with your semi- tasty food, you have the absolute worst service of any restaurant I have ever been to and that includes Pita Jungle which is way more delicious so you can suck it.

Here is what I hate most about you. I hate that you have made me wait for over an hour for a table when I and everyone around me could see that you had at least five available tables. The first time this happened you were so new that I thought maybe you weren't ready to serve the number of people waiting and wanted to give quality service to each table, so you made sure that you didn't seat more tables than you could handle. Then you sucked at service once I was seated and I realized you were an idiot. I had been to your mama restaurant Emmas and even though the experience was super creepo and scarred a friend of mine for life, the food was good so I thought I should give you another chance - because I can never go back to Emmas due to the creep factor. Now you have been open long enough to know better. The second time I stood and watched as table after table left and yet my group was not seated. When we were finally able to sit in one of the ten open tables our service was so poor I vowed never to return.

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and I will hate you forever.

YOU ARE HORRIBLE